Playing in gym class with super-easy Pam Macy, Kelso fails to 'perform as a man'; the other boys' cruel word puns make him cry, but dreaming about Jackie as his genie cur ...

Anders poses as neighborhood watch hero, but accidentally gets their friendly dealer Kyle arrested. When the trio realizes that besides harmless people like Blake, real p ...

When Lois comes out of the store and catches the boys vandalizing a suggestive billboard from a strip club, Malcolm decides to challenge her by changing the display to I ...

Bud has discovered that Ariel gets turned on by life-threatening situations and has decided to stage a fake tornado in order to get some from Ariel while they seek shelte ...

Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the Strip Study game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending ...

Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows ...